LOL I love this clean funny joke I hope u do to! I am so sorry if this joke or any of the other blonde jokes affend u, blondes.

Just as the blonde jumps off she trips and yells 'Crap!' and lands in, well, u know. The brunette jumps off and yells 'pink fluffy unicorn stuffies!' and she lands in pink fluffy unicorn stuffies.

The redhead jumps off and yells 'Money!' and she lands,in money. I really like the blonde jokes, here's a funny one: 3 girls, a redhead brunette and a blonde decide to jump off a magical cliff. She particularly liked the one about the blonde going on a diet.ДЇantastic jokes, I loved them, I was really bored but they cheered me up. Loved this hub! I can't get enough of jokes that are funny but are also very, very dumb. Luvtoo Write from Chicago, IL on March 13, 2014:ДЇunny, made my day and my spouse laugh. Great Hub !!! :) Voted funny and useful because more people need to have a sense of humor :) My favorite was the penguin joke ! I also like the blonde joke about the flight class/plane. Stephanie Marshall (author) from Bend, Oregon on April 24, 2014:Д¬arrie Lee Night from Northeast United States on April 24, 2014: Thanks so much for this! I'm going to have so much fun sharing these at work. My brother and I are laughing soo hard I can hardly type thank youД®lizabeth Wilson from Tennessee on May 27, 2014: Ha! these are great! I love these corny type jokes! great hub! Soo funny, love the lawyer and blonde jokes.Great idea for a hub. Just two, but they have to be really small. How many nymphomaniacs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Fruit flies like a banana.Д®very time I see a parade of jokes online, I have to add the only only joke I ever made up:

If you don't pay your exorcist, will you get repossessed?.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

If a clock is hungry does it go back four seconds?.

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!).

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

What has to be broken before it can be used? Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. What stays in bed most of the day and sometimes go to the bank?

Funny jokes for adults clean